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Thanks to Goldwyn11 for requesting and offering ideas for this story, which will surely run for a long time Note: This transformation story is nonlinear (jumps about in time), touts meta commentary, and is sprinkled with sarcasm and dark humor Fancy FantasyA fucking fancy fantasy story Part I Chapter 1 - Introductions aside May I gargled and spat sideways, my mouth dry as a bone (provided said bone is outside the body it came from). What a typical start, I'm waking up in an unfamiliar area, without a clue in my mind pertaining to how I got there. Honestly, I'm shocked there isn't a wise old man or an attractive girl looking down at me. No